monsieur_djinn: (Huzzah)
( May. 10th, 2009 12:36 am)

So the whole
"Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Enter Click" thing in facebook - while initially fun, loses its appeal quicksmart.
So yes, got rid of that.

In other news the Aussies are taking over in chat!
[profile] black_trillium got married to [ profile] aussiegirl578  earlier today, it was a touching ceremony. I cried like a baby, a hungry, angry baby.
I am still of course blissfully married to [ profile] julius12 , but that is of no suprise, Leerie is MADE OF AWESOME! 
Haha but in all seriousness now towards our endevours, SBPC has ressurected SBP aloud, and anyone interested can find information here! XD

What else? What else?
Oh well I worked today, nice long shift, lots of delicious moneys.

But now my children, I think I shall go to sleep, because snuggle time is upon me XD
I would have you know, that I am not one to play at Lilith and the Apple, but here I stand my dear Wagner, and I cannot deny the glimmer of starlight on those distant, heady shores.

To do or not to do, this is the question on my lips as we speak. The course is unclear and the alternatives both, are jaded in their uncanny resemblance of implicit danger.

The question stands thus: Should I  spend my stimulus money: a) on a nice new pair of glasses or b) on paying mum and dad back some more moneys?

I am torn to be sure.

That is all.

I just read this:

"Haha this iz how old i am.... censored i started @ the woolies censored, waz the only1 bak then. i waz doin ye3ar 11 & the extra $ waz grae3t, also meetin chix waz graet. i got into a fite with a managers son (over a girl) out front of hiz house one fridi nite, that waznt so great"

After I had finished, I think a part of my soul had died. You know, that part that likes grammar, and correct spelling, and wants to have a litter of puppies with sirius, and believes in commas.

That part of me shall never be able to talk to the person that wrote this again.

Oh the troubles that bad grammar and spelling bring!

Thats okay, at least I dont have the SARS/PIG FLU/BIRD FLU/MOOSE FLU/HORSE FLU + CUCUMBER AND A DIRTY MARTINI, but then I'm not really into having the Must Have Diseas of 2009 now am I sweeties? No, not at all.
monsieur_djinn: (Default)
( May. 3rd, 2009 12:55 pm)
Yay! SBPC is for the win in many a different way.

[personal profile] monsieur_djinn: do you want ones that wont leave the person shocked for a second, then cause them to become enraged and chase you down a street with an umbrella?
[personal profile] khloidanikos: lmao I am unlikely to talk to someone who understands them
[personal profile] leerie: yeah me too
[personal profile] monsieur_djinn: *breaks into an evil grin*
[personal profile] khloidanikos: though that is kind of beautiful imagery
[personal profile] khloidanikos: umbrella chasing
[personal profile] leerie: unlike the spanish curses I know, where half the time I'm liable to be in a room with someone who understands it
[personal profile] monsieur_djinn: there is nothing like being chased by an 80 year old woman with an umbrella
[personal profile] leerie: hahaha
[personal profile] leerie: I'm picturing that now
[personal profile] khloidanikos: me too!
[personal profile] leerie: it's like that weird joke I used to have with my friend Cedric
[personal profile] khloidanikos: hmm?
[personal profile] monsieur_djinn: ?
[personal profile] leerie: this one day we just...I don't even know, but somehow in our conversation we ended up both having the mental image of an old lady on her porch taking off her pink fluffy slipper to throw at a kid on her lawn
[personal profile] leerie: and she's saying, "BITCH!" in this hilarious voice
[personal profile] khloidanikos: XD
[personal profile] leerie: and so practically every time I see him now, which is like once or twice a year, at some point one of us will go, "BITCH!" in that voice, and we'll both crack up royally

I find this to be an excellent thing.


I would like to thank

[profile] 8cake

for bringing the shoebox project to my attention. I am now an addict. I went to the rehab centre this morning, but they told me that they couldn’t help me. Look at me, I’ve got the shakes *grins*


Heres the bit that was stuck in my head all morning:

"Moony," Sirius says finally, "we were there. Together. The whole day. I spilled ink on your trousers before class. Then you went and cleaned it up and I came with you. Then, you know, bathroom, very nice. And after that we had Potions and something exploded in your cauldron and you went and cleaned it up and I came with you again. Different bathroom, still very nice. And then after that there was lunch when I ate part of your chicken and you said 'Sirius, I have a cold, that's disgusting,' and I said 'I think I'll get it anyway, har har,' and Pete said 'What, why?' and I said 'What with all the time we spend together, germs, germs, can't be helped really, Remus has such a large nose to breathe them out of,' and you choked on your water and went to clean that up and I went with you again. Third bathroom, same story, you're insatiable."


"And yet," Remus says, "you cannot remember the apparent motion of the stars. Did you call me 'cupcake'



"I was trying it out," Sirius explains. "Just, you know. There should be nicknames."


"'Remus' is fine," Remus suggests.


"Remus isn't very three bathrooms in one day." Sirius grins fondly.


"Apparently he is now," says Remus, a little ruefully.


"So much for your vaunted Prefectly virtue," says Sirius, palming his jaw. "You weren't really using it for anything, were you?"

monsieur_djinn: (Interesting)
( Apr. 25th, 2009 12:26 pm)
I had one of the most boring lectures ever yesterday.
I mean, okay, yes, Yasuo is awesome and everything, but my GOD the subject was dryyyyy!
Everyone in the rooms life flashed before my eyes, that's how boring it was!

In other news, I went ice skating with the Vampire Queen last night; that is to say, peep, peep's friend and sami iceskated... I fell over lots, bruised ad ouchied myself lots, and eventually was put in the corner :P haha it was fun though 

Now, I'm going to get the heat pack

Je déteste quand vous ignorez-moi.

"I hate you when you ignore me." ... These words ripple through me as I read them. They speak a myriad of truths and smash upon me like mirrors on the pavement. Where do they come from? Why does their very presence permeat the air like a truth that cannot be held?

"Do not tell me one thing, and then continue to do it. You know that ignoring me will only make this worse" ... Who is he talking of she thinks? It cannot be me, she supposes. Oh how very wrong she is. Does she know this? T-elle pas? Her actions have consequences, but in the rampant mass consumerism and stupidity of her sou, she does not understand: ray guns are not just for the future, there are things in the now that needed to be fixed. All the choices in the world. Better luck next time.

"Why do you keep me outside, You say you do not, and yet mon ami, you do it again and again" ... Is it a game for them he wonders? Is there some sort of master plan behind it all? Will there be a party and balloons as he slowly sucumbs to the ennui which so deeply holds sway over his melancholia?

Did the tell you to grow up
When you wanted to dream
Did the warn you, better shape up
If you want to succeed
I don't know about you
Who are they talking to
They're not talking to me

Did I ask you for attention
When affection is what I need
Thinking sorrow was perfection
I will wallow til you told me
There's no glitter in the gutter
There's no twilight galaxy

I'm alright, come on baby
I've seen all of the demons that you've got
If you're not alright, now come on baby
I'll pick you up and take you where you want
Anywhere you want
Anything you want
I'm higher than high

"Your guns are held aloft, the grins on your faces do not fill me with glee" ... She looks at them with disgust. They do not understand. They are so superficial, so malignant, so passe.

All the gold
And the guns
In the world
Couldn't get you off

All the gold
And the guns
And the girls
Couldn't get you off

All the boys
All the choices
In the world

I remember when we were gambling to win
Everybody else said better luck next time
I don't wanna bend like the bad girls bend
I just wanna be your friend
Is it ever gonna be enough

Is it ever gonna be enough?

All the lace
And the skin
In the shop
Couldn't get you off

All the toys
And the tools
In the box
Couldn't get you off

All the noise
All the voices
Never stop

I remember when we were gambling to win
Everybody else said better luck next time
I don't wanna bend like the bad girls bend
I just wanna be your friend
While you're giving me a hard time
I remember when we were gambling to win
Everybody else said ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

Is it ever gonna be enough?

More and more, more and more...
Is it ever gonna be enough?

"Maybe its time for me to come out into the open. Maybe you should see me as I am. Not as you want. For the first time, For the last time, I will make you open your eyes and see me as I am."

I find these lyrics to be quite meaningful
Perhaps because of recent events... not exactly the same, but similar enough to be getting on with yes?

I've been so evil with my constant invasions
But you made it so easy for me
You always rise to the occasion
I'd always pull you up on every stupid thing that you said
But I found it so entertaining
Messing around with your head

I don't know why I felt the need to keep it up for oh so long
It's all my fault I'm sorry you did absolutely nothing wrong
I don't know why I felt the need to drag it out for all these years
All the pain I've caused you
The constant flow of all the tears
Believe me when I say that I cannot apologise enough
When all you ever wanted from me was a token of my love
And if it's not too late
Could you please find it deep within your heart
To try and go back go back to the start
Go back to the start

monsieur_djinn: (Yay Sexy!)
( Feb. 19th, 2009 06:43 pm)
Just found out...
That I have to dress up like a farmer tomorrow for work...

I'm pretty much torn between vast amusement and vast "holyfuckingmotherfuckershitnoooooo"

I'ma wear black jeans (the only pair I own that doesnt have rips etc) and a sort of check shirt. Should be weird.
monsieur_djinn: (Veronica)
( Feb. 15th, 2009 07:30 am)
Pretty sure that last night was the most epic party i've been to in ages!
Hollie's 18th was always going to be big, but jeebus fucking christ, we reckon that at least 100 - 150 people showed up.
It was fucking mad eh.

On top of this my sleep was pretty much nonexistent due to a) intoxication from my lethal punch and b) because one of harry's friend's had to leave at like 6 am, so we waited it out with him.

So yes, tonight I'm off to Karlee's on from there. Should be fucking epic.
monsieur_djinn: (Jasper)
( Feb. 13th, 2009 11:58 pm)
Dear "person who shall remain nameless",
Please refrain from bumping me for information regarding "another likewise nameless person" and a "certain situation.
I am not inclined to divulge information.

You know who you are. I've asked you nicely. Now stop it.

- Sincerely Me


monsieur_djinn: (Default)
( Feb. 10th, 2009 06:18 pm)
Was just watching the news vis a vis the horrific bushfires in Vic with a couple of mates, and had to lol when at the news that a flock of sheep had somehow survived one of them screamed "OH MY GOD! IT WAS BECAUSE OF THEIR SINISTER SHEEP MAGIC!!!" which y'know wtf. Truly though, the fires are horrible.

In other news today, I worked and then came home. Then said couple of friends turned up. That is all.
Whoo Boy!
Only 4 more days til I get me a day off to go and buy some birthday presents
Whoo Boy!

In the meantime... I now have a car again. Her name is Maggie. She is red.
In other news...
If Life gives you lemons, do you:

(A) Make lemonade?

(B) Make Lemon Meringue Pie?

(C) Throw them at people?

Now I think we all know that I'm up for throwing them at people... so lets arm the lemon gun and go shoot us some demons, ne?

I am... way too into Buffy. Kinda lol really.

Or maybe I just like Joss Whedon in general...

He's doing a new show for Fox starring Eliza Dushku aka Faith from Buffy and Angel and Tru from Tru Calling. It looks really interesting! Hopefully they treat it better than Serenity. 
monsieur_djinn: (Rob)
( Jan. 10th, 2009 09:03 pm)

Here's a meme from facebook... Apparently I have no life :D

Supposedly if you've seen over 85 films, you have no life. Mark the ones you've seen. There are 239 films on this list. Copy this list, go to your own facebook account, paste this as a note. Then, put x's next to the films you've seen, add them up, change the header adding your number, and click post at the bottom. Have fun.

(x) Rocky Horror Picture Show
(x) Grease
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest
( ) Boondock Saints
(x) Fight Club
(x) Starsky and Hutch
(x) Neverending Story
( ) Blazing Saddles
( ) Airplane
Total: 7

More Meme Momentarily... )
5 out of 5 agree... my bedroom grants people straaaaaange dreams!

Whether it be little french girls throwing rice at you because your best friend is making out with Chad Michael Murray a la Gilmore Girls, or being taught how to fly at a woolworths in New Zealand with [ profile] misshollie91, or maybe its being a slave in the shape of Donna Noble/Catherine Tate being forced to clean library shelves under the careful watch of Catvampires and a group of naked men, or driving down a road in a car that dissapears Cheshire Cat style at the sight of potholes, or maybe its travelling down into the dungeon shoe factory tower type place in a glittering mall to swim in the milk river because it makes the sex better... we all had weird dreams...

Stupid Bloody Fucking Arm!

It's gotten lazu... which is Dylanese for "lazy"... yes... it's gotten lazu with castey the special castey supporting it... and once castey the special castey left... i.e. got cut off by Doctor Cooky and Eccentric Man... it went "oh fuck, i have to work again" and then my hand (which kept working all the way through) was all "duh dumbarse, what did you think was gonna happen?" which offended my arm, because no arm likes having its nose rubbed in it! And now my arm and my hand aren't talking and it'll be weeks before we can get the boys back together again. The overall impact ofthis is that I strained the muscle in my arm a bit, and now it hurts like a mother fucker, and I don't like it.

On a positive note, there were lots of interesting youngling newlings at work... all 14 - 16, and mostly terrified of us oldling worklings. Twas kind of lol. Lol theres one really queeny guy, which makes me heavily amused.


Koo Koo Ka Choo Egglings, Koo Koo Ka Choo!
Please don't be mean...
There are so many skirts under the table.
None of these long legs are mine.
She calls around, finds me crying.
Wish I were capable of lying sometimes.
Hide out and run when no one’s looking.
Hide out.
Love is hell, hell is love.
Hell is asking to be loved.



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