If it's alright with you, I'll just cower here in abject Lolzores while my friends gently snore on my floor, kthnx?
The previous nights adventures have taught me some very important world lessons:
  1. I don't get hungover, no matter how much I drink
  2. I never have enough beds to accomodate people when I have a party
  3. Somone ALWAYS ends up sleeping on the spare room floor (It was Nicole at my birthday, Jane last night)
  4. Luke and Ruth BOTH STEAL THE FUCKING COVERS - which actually wasn't too bad for me, because I was in the middle
  5. The words: Flail, Pandajack, Jarlsburg and Hurdle are some of the most hilarious words when you're drunk
  6. Drinking the night before my mock driving test is a good way to settle my nerves
  7. Someone ALWAYS spills the wine, and throws up in the laundry sink.
  9. Amy, Hayden, Jane, Luke, Ruth and I make a pretty awesome team of intrepid Moose Drinkers.
Anyway, back to you Sparky.
Over and Out.
monsieur_djinn: (Dirty Thoughts)
( Jul. 27th, 2008 05:01 pm)

Stalinist Oranges are made of Orange jam?

Okay, so last night, Beth and I ventured up to Perth for Nana's party, which by the way was absolutely fabulous. There was about 9 of us all told I believe, plus Nicole dropped by, I rang hollie and forgot that I was talking to her mailbox, thus leaving her with a 5 minute message.

But one of the funniest things was when Beth and I made a drink out of all the beverages left on the table.
Thus the recipe for the "Death of the Banana Republic" is:

Half a shot glass of:

  • Schweppes Lime Cordial

One shot glass of:

  • Tia Maria

Two shot glasses of:

  • Bombay Sapphire Gin
  • Finlandia Vodka

Two and a half shot glasses of:

  • Kirks Tonic Water
  • Sueño
  • Cyder

Three shot glasses of:

  • Coke
  • Kirks Lemonade

It's completely disgusting, but quite entertainingly so.

Oh yes, and I ended up sleeping on the floor, and beth through the pussen cushion at me in her sleep. It was quite entertaining.

monsieur_djinn: (Default)
( Jul. 26th, 2008 09:09 am)

The bus to the Party problem has been solved, I shall get a taxi instead.

monsieur_djinn: (Vowel anyone?)
( Jul. 25th, 2008 11:13 pm)

Yay, just got home, working tomorrow then off to Nana's party.
Should be totally awesome, can't wait, am wondering what will transpire, and also can't wait to find out! Wooo! Also, I've finally worked out how I'm going to get there, so that's sorted. Yaytimes.

On another note, I can hear dad's music show, over my iPod, when I'm in my room, with the door shut, and he's out in the lounge room... Thanks dad, I want to go to bed early, but nooooooooooo.

fucking fucking fucker shit fuck bollocks

Anyway, I shall go and make subtle comments about 'going to bed' and 'wanting to actually be able to sleep' and how he should 'really get over this music because its crap' and thus get him to turn it down. 




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