monsieur_djinn: (Huzzah)
( May. 10th, 2009 12:36 am)
Greetings

So the whole
"Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Enter Click" thing in facebook - while initially fun, loses its appeal quicksmart.
So yes, got rid of that.

In other news the Aussies are taking over in chat!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!
[profile] black_trillium got married to [livejournal.com profile] aussiegirl578  earlier today, it was a touching ceremony. I cried like a baby, a hungry, angry baby.
I am still of course blissfully married to [livejournal.com profile] julius12 , but that is of no suprise, Leerie is MADE OF AWESOME! 
Haha but in all seriousness now towards our endevours, SBPC has ressurected SBP aloud, and anyone interested can find information here! XD

What else? What else?
Oh well I worked today, nice long shift, lots of delicious moneys.

But now my children, I think I shall go to sleep, because snuggle time is upon me XD
 

Wotcha!

Okay, so number one: Merlin = Fucking Brilliant! It had Eve Myles in it - the crossover, OH THE CROSSOVER - and in general it was just fucking, fecking fantastic.

Number two: Niamh just got given parental talk on 'urges' #ultimate embaressing. She is hyperventilating as we speak.
Brought to mind this:

For a few moments he just sits on the toilet, trying not to weep like a child.
Then, from behind the shower curtain, someone whispers, "Prongs?"
"Pads?"
"Is your dad out there?"
"I'm never going to have sex," James says. "Life no longer has any meaning. Neither do breasts. I'm becoming a
nun. Do you want to help me research nunneries?"
"I am going to become a castrato," Sirius replies in a dead voice, "and sing at the opera. Why, Prongs? Why, why,
why?"
"It's your fault," James hisses, "you and your French poodle."
"I am full of misery," Sirius says. "The end is nigh."
"I blame you," James insists, without any vigor to the accusation. "You and your uncontrolled urges."
Sirius' head thunks as it hits the tiled wall. "My pamphlets are illustrated."
"My mum is a madwoman."
"Your dad tried to tell me about the facts of life."
"My mum used the phrase sexual intercourse."
"He said the word certainly at least ten times in one sentence."
"She spoke about her and my dad and -- you know."
"Oh God." Sirius peeks out from behind the curtain. "You win."

I told her that the situation reminded me of this, for some reason she was not at all amused.

Number three: I have finished all but two of my assignments for the rest of the semester. I am very proud of myself, and as such may even hold a small festival honouring myself because I am such a berk.

You are all of course welcome to attend.

I just read this:

"Haha this iz how old i am.... censored i started @ the woolies censored, waz the only1 bak then. i waz doin ye3ar 11 & the extra $ waz grae3t, also meetin chix waz graet. i got into a fite with a managers son (over a girl) out front of hiz house one fridi nite, that waznt so great"

After I had finished, I think a part of my soul had died. You know, that part that likes grammar, and correct spelling, and wants to have a litter of puppies with sirius, and believes in commas.

That part of me shall never be able to talk to the person that wrote this again.

Oh the troubles that bad grammar and spelling bring!

Thats okay, at least I dont have the SARS/PIG FLU/BIRD FLU/MOOSE FLU/HORSE FLU + CUCUMBER AND A DIRTY MARTINI, but then I'm not really into having the Must Have Diseas of 2009 now am I sweeties? No, not at all.
monsieur_djinn: (Default)
( May. 3rd, 2009 12:55 pm)
Yay! SBPC is for the win in many a different way.

[personal profile] monsieur_djinn: do you want ones that wont leave the person shocked for a second, then cause them to become enraged and chase you down a street with an umbrella?
[personal profile] khloidanikos: lmao I am unlikely to talk to someone who understands them
[personal profile] leerie: yeah me too
[personal profile] monsieur_djinn: *breaks into an evil grin*
[personal profile] khloidanikos: though that is kind of beautiful imagery
[personal profile] khloidanikos: umbrella chasing
[personal profile] leerie: unlike the spanish curses I know, where half the time I'm liable to be in a room with someone who understands it
[personal profile] monsieur_djinn: there is nothing like being chased by an 80 year old woman with an umbrella
[personal profile] leerie: hahaha
[personal profile] leerie: I'm picturing that now
[personal profile] khloidanikos: me too!
[personal profile] leerie: it's like that weird joke I used to have with my friend Cedric
[personal profile] khloidanikos: hmm?
[personal profile] monsieur_djinn: ?
[personal profile] leerie: this one day we just...I don't even know, but somehow in our conversation we ended up both having the mental image of an old lady on her porch taking off her pink fluffy slipper to throw at a kid on her lawn
[personal profile] leerie: and she's saying, "BITCH!" in this hilarious voice
[personal profile] khloidanikos: XD
[personal profile] leerie: and so practically every time I see him now, which is like once or twice a year, at some point one of us will go, "BITCH!" in that voice, and we'll both crack up royally

I find this to be an excellent thing.

I have finished my essay

I am Fnrfhgh.

Stupid frozen tundra house. Here's the question for today kids; 'what the hell are the eskimoes thinking?' I mean yes, the hoods are cute -- but its always cold, ALWAYS! And you have to eat whale for breakfast, and you have to eat polar bear, and santa clause and... ice. There is always ice. Even though I am nobodies cabbage before ten in the morning.

 

I would like to thank

[profile] 8cake

for bringing the shoebox project to my attention. I am now an addict. I went to the rehab centre this morning, but they told me that they couldn’t help me. Look at me, I’ve got the shakes *grins*

 

Heres the bit that was stuck in my head all morning:


"Moony," Sirius says finally, "we were there. Together. The whole day. I spilled ink on your trousers before class. Then you went and cleaned it up and I came with you. Then, you know, bathroom, very nice. And after that we had Potions and something exploded in your cauldron and you went and cleaned it up and I came with you again. Different bathroom, still very nice. And then after that there was lunch when I ate part of your chicken and you said 'Sirius, I have a cold, that's disgusting,' and I said 'I think I'll get it anyway, har har,' and Pete said 'What, why?' and I said 'What with all the time we spend together, germs, germs, can't be helped really, Remus has such a large nose to breathe them out of,' and you choked on your water and went to clean that up and I went with you again. Third bathroom, same story, you're insatiable."

 

"And yet," Remus says, "you cannot remember the apparent motion of the stars. Did you call me 'cupcake'

before?"

 

"I was trying it out," Sirius explains. "Just, you know. There should be nicknames."

 

"'Remus' is fine," Remus suggests.

 

"Remus isn't very three bathrooms in one day." Sirius grins fondly.

 

"Apparently he is now," says Remus, a little ruefully.

 

"So much for your vaunted Prefectly virtue," says Sirius, palming his jaw. "You weren't really using it for anything, were you?"


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