Okay, so number one: Merlin = Fucking Brilliant! It had Eve Myles in it - the crossover, OH THE CROSSOVER - and in general it was just fucking, fecking fantastic.
Number two: Niamh just got given parental talk on 'urges' #ultimate embaressing. She is hyperventilating as we speak.
Brought to mind this:
For a few moments he just sits on the toilet, trying not to weep like a child.
Then, from behind the shower curtain, someone whispers, "Prongs?"
"Is your dad out there?"
"I'm never going to have sex," James says. "Life no longer has any meaning. Neither do breasts. I'm becoming a nun. Do you want to help me research nunneries?"
"I am going to become a castrato," Sirius replies in a dead voice, "and sing at the opera. Why, Prongs? Why, why, why?"
"It's your fault," James hisses, "you and your French poodle."
"I am full of misery," Sirius says. "The end is nigh."
"I blame you," James insists, without any vigor to the accusation. "You and your uncontrolled urges."
Sirius' head thunks as it hits the tiled wall. "My pamphlets are illustrated."
"My mum is a madwoman."
"Your dad tried to tell me about the facts of life."
"My mum used the phrase sexual intercourse."
"He said the word certainly at least ten times in one sentence."
"She spoke about her and my dad and -- you know."
"Oh God." Sirius peeks out from behind the curtain. "You win."
I told her that the situation reminded me of this, for some reason she was not at all amused.
Number three: I have finished all but two of my assignments for the rest of the semester. I am very proud of myself, and as such may even hold a small festival honouring myself because I am such a berk.
You are all of course welcome to attend.
monsieur_djinn: do you want ones that wont leave the person shocked for a second, then cause them to become enraged and chase you down a street with an umbrella?
khloidanikos: lmao I am unlikely to talk to someone who understands them
leerie: yeah me too
monsieur_djinn: *breaks into an evil grin*
khloidanikos: though that is kind of beautiful imagery
khloidanikos: umbrella chasing
leerie: unlike the spanish curses I know, where half the time I'm liable to be in a room with someone who understands it
monsieur_djinn: there is nothing like being chased by an 80 year old woman with an umbrella
leerie: I'm picturing that now
khloidanikos: me too!
leerie: it's like that weird joke I used to have with my friend Cedric
leerie: this one day we just...I don't even know, but somehow in our conversation we ended up both having the mental image of an old lady on her porch taking off her pink fluffy slipper to throw at a kid on her lawn
leerie: and she's saying, "BITCH!" in this hilarious voice
leerie: and so practically every time I see him now, which is like once or twice a year, at some point one of us will go, "BITCH!" in that voice, and we'll both crack up royally
I find this to be an excellent thing.
I would like to thank8cake
for bringing the shoebox project to my attention. I am now an addict. I went to the rehab centre this morning, but they told me that they couldn’t help me. Look at me, I’ve got the shakes *grins*
Heres the bit that was stuck in my head all morning:
"Moony," Sirius says finally, "we were there. Together. The whole day. I spilled ink on your trousers before class. Then you went and cleaned it up and I came with you. Then, you know, bathroom, very nice. And after that we had Potions and something exploded in your cauldron and you went and cleaned it up and I came with you again. Different bathroom, still very nice. And then after that there was lunch when I ate part of your chicken and you said 'Sirius, I have a cold, that's disgusting,' and I said 'I think I'll get it anyway, har har,' and Pete said 'What, why?' and I said 'What with all the time we spend together, germs, germs, can't be helped really, Remus has such a large nose to breathe them out of,' and you choked on your water and went to clean that up and I went with you again. Third bathroom, same story, you're insatiable."
"And yet," Remus says, "you cannot remember the apparent motion of the stars. Did you call me 'cupcake'
"I was trying it out," Sirius explains. "Just, you know. There should be nicknames."
"'Remus' is fine," Remus suggests.
"Remus isn't very three bathrooms in one day." Sirius grins fondly.
"Apparently he is now," says Remus, a little ruefully.
"So much for your vaunted Prefectly virtue," says Sirius, palming his jaw. "You weren't really using it for anything, were you?"
Pretty sure that apart from the extreme ouchieness of various limbs, my life is way better than yours at the moment. Hehehe ;-) Just kidding. Maybe. Or am I? I guess you'll never know until you read my memoirs.
Anyway, I hope everyone has an awesome rest of the weekend.
And remember kids, Carnal Sins aren't just Crimes, they're also felonies.
P.S. We're going to see the Dylan Moran. If you are not than you are severely deprived and I feel pity towards you.
That is all.
Dijdymsz is feeling like 122.37% better than he has in like... 2 months!
( Read more... )
But enough about Yesterday! ^__^
I cleaned and rearranged my room on Monday, and have actually been keeping it clean - spending the extra couple of minutes (if that) to make my bed and put things away - and I feel so much better for it! A clean mind and a clean, organised room ^_^ *beatific smile*
And Todaaaay, well its only 10:10 in the AM and I'm sitting in the Queer Room =)
My playlist for the train was the entire Ladyhawke album XD
Thats all for now folks
It was fun.
I brought the t-shirt.
No I will not convert to the belief of Jayzus.
I am listening to the Pierces, whih finding_jay randomly gifted to me. Because of this, finding_jay has become even more awesomer than you.
Koo Koo Ka Choo.
Hollie's 18th was always going to be big, but jeebus fucking christ, we reckon that at least 100 - 150 people showed up.
It was fucking mad eh.
On top of this my sleep was pretty much nonexistent due to a) intoxication from my lethal punch and b) because one of harry's friend's had to leave at like 6 am, so we waited it out with him.
So yes, tonight I'm off to Karlee's on from there. Should be fucking epic.
If Life gives you lemons, do you:
(A) Make lemonade?
(B) Make Lemon Meringue Pie?
(C) Throw them at people?
Now I think we all know that I'm up for throwing them at people... so lets arm the lemon gun and go shoot us some demons, ne?
Whether it be little french girls throwing rice at you because your best friend is making out with Chad Michael Murray a la Gilmore Girls, or being taught how to fly at a woolworths in New Zealand with misshollie91, or maybe its being a slave in the shape of Donna Noble/Catherine Tate being forced to clean library shelves under the careful watch of Catvampires and a group of naked men, or driving down a road in a car that dissapears Cheshire Cat style at the sight of potholes, or maybe its travelling down into the dungeon shoe factory tower type place in a glittering mall to swim in the milk river because it makes the sex better... we all had weird dreams...
Just finished my last shift of the year... and i dont have to go back til friday! HUZZAH! PRICELESS!
Puppy Escapades # 34: woke up this morning to find the dog had somehow managed to get up onto the outside couch and wedge himself behind the cushions. he was fine... asleep.
By geeze its hot today though right? 37degrees in Perth! JEEBUS CHRIST!
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Sami is here... we are like totally haven a bitchin awesome time, it's well wicked.
No no no, it's an omen. It's a higher power trying to tell me through bunnies that we're all going to die!
bitch please... as if you could out run me...
It was dad's 50th last night, and we had a bit of a shindig for the old lad. But fuck me straight, I went to work feeling like absolute shit on toast this morning, I can't lie. But that's alright... the delicious monies helped me endure my silly 7 hour shift.. woo 17 hours in two days... that's the shit... money wise anyhoo.
But ja, the offshoot of this all is that I'm well tired... and as such I'ma go have a nap.
Lolzore... I'm seriously like a grandmothewr.
And even though I was on with Pat and Kendal... I couldn't quite help but thinking that mah job is no where near as cool as finding_jay 's, if only because we're not allowed to NOM NOM NOM under the counters. This said... I was on with some of the cool cats, and it made it go faster :D Pat was on the checkout behind me, and Überfagdudeguy was on the checkout across from me... because I think Terri was trying to kill me with laughter. But I talked to 'im and he didn't seem so bad, although he did answer questions weirdly:
Überfagdudeguy: How old are you?
Me: Nineteen and a half
Überfagdudeguy: Ohhhh okay
Me: How old are you?
Überfagdudeguy: Same age as my sister
Me: . . . whose your sister? (thinking maybe I knew her)
Überfagdudeguy: Oh you wouldn't know her... she lives in Broom. How old do you think I am?
Me: . . . Ummmm... like seventeen?
Überfagdudeguy: OMG! So close! I'm sixteen!
Me: Mmkay... Ooh ~*~customer~*~
But yes... I only worked like a 5 hour shift today... being 19 and all... all the new younglings got to work all day. Kinda suits me I gotta say!
But yes... I am off to have a nap, then out for some Chrissy Eve Drinks! Should be marvelous!
I hope y'all have a very Merry Christmas and a safe one too - remember to be careful, and if you can't be careful get their name, and if you can't get their name... blame someone else for the baby! :D
- about mah day,
- castey is a special castey,
- fun times,
- happy song,
- harry potter,
- heterosexual germs,
- i is a speshul glitterful vampire,
- left-wing rant,
- looser bopping,
- muzack makes mah soul squeebot,
- puppy dawg,
- stalanist oranges,
- travellin' in mah motor boat,
- twilight movie,
- waffle is very happy,
- weird ass,
- woopdy fucking doo,
- writer's block,
Twas delicious fun! It was a bit rocky to begin with, because me being Bella and all, I (a) didn't realise the cricket was on - and thus had to endure rowdy cricket fans being annoying on the train, and (b) left my phone at home - thus meaning that I wouldn't have known if Karlee had cancelled and also that I couldn't call dad to ask him to pick me up re: my car being dead. All of these are entertaining now, but at the time, y'know, not so much.
Anyhoo, twas all fine and kowaichitai and I met at David and Robinson's and sort of wandered around the City, Yulemas shopping - welll... sort of, welll... karlee did anyway. She told me all about her trip to Nippon and how supermegaüber awesome it all was! She did mention that mexicanjewlizrd sort of wandered off to do his own thang towards the end, which I found sort of lol... mjerely because its a very fru thing to do. I on the other hand told her about all the happenings with me while she was away i.e. inane chatter about discover_sarah coming down to visit me, finding_jay having a Moon Cafe thing, which I missed on account of the fact that I wrapped my car around a tree... the whole getting the puppy... and thats it... (Yes. My life truly has become boring after the accident... on account of the fact that I CAN'T FRICKEN DO ANYTHING).
We did however agree that we definitely want another go at the whole beach hing in like January... was thinking of inviting discover_sarah and finding_jay (if she's not working) and goldfoil and misshollie91 and combosolo as well as Sami and Trix and Tegan... because we all seemed to have a pretty good time at my bday =D
Also... randomess... randomness? anyway... randomess thing on the train home... they blocked off the motorway and diverted traffic because of a bush fire somewhere in the southern suburbs/bushland type area... I guess its that time again... still not a good omen for the season to come.
P.S. Today's Questionable Content! Fricken Fucking Hilarious ... Jeph Jacques is a genius.