Okay, so number one: Merlin = Fucking Brilliant! It had Eve Myles in it - the crossover, OH THE CROSSOVER - and in general it was just fucking, fecking fantastic.

Number two: Niamh just got given parental talk on 'urges' #ultimate embaressing. She is hyperventilating as we speak.
Brought to mind this:

For a few moments he just sits on the toilet, trying not to weep like a child.
Then, from behind the shower curtain, someone whispers, "Prongs?"
"Is your dad out there?"
"I'm never going to have sex," James says. "Life no longer has any meaning. Neither do breasts. I'm becoming a
nun. Do you want to help me research nunneries?"
"I am going to become a castrato," Sirius replies in a dead voice, "and sing at the opera. Why, Prongs? Why, why,
"It's your fault," James hisses, "you and your French poodle."
"I am full of misery," Sirius says. "The end is nigh."
"I blame you," James insists, without any vigor to the accusation. "You and your uncontrolled urges."
Sirius' head thunks as it hits the tiled wall. "My pamphlets are illustrated."
"My mum is a madwoman."
"Your dad tried to tell me about the facts of life."
"My mum used the phrase sexual intercourse."
"He said the word certainly at least ten times in one sentence."
"She spoke about her and my dad and -- you know."
"Oh God." Sirius peeks out from behind the curtain. "You win."

I told her that the situation reminded me of this, for some reason she was not at all amused.

Number three: I have finished all but two of my assignments for the rest of the semester. I am very proud of myself, and as such may even hold a small festival honouring myself because I am such a berk.

You are all of course welcome to attend.

monsieur_djinn: (Default)
( May. 3rd, 2009 12:55 pm)
Yay! SBPC is for the win in many a different way.

[personal profile] monsieur_djinn: do you want ones that wont leave the person shocked for a second, then cause them to become enraged and chase you down a street with an umbrella?
[personal profile] khloidanikos: lmao I am unlikely to talk to someone who understands them
[personal profile] leerie: yeah me too
[personal profile] monsieur_djinn: *breaks into an evil grin*
[personal profile] khloidanikos: though that is kind of beautiful imagery
[personal profile] khloidanikos: umbrella chasing
[personal profile] leerie: unlike the spanish curses I know, where half the time I'm liable to be in a room with someone who understands it
[personal profile] monsieur_djinn: there is nothing like being chased by an 80 year old woman with an umbrella
[personal profile] leerie: hahaha
[personal profile] leerie: I'm picturing that now
[personal profile] khloidanikos: me too!
[personal profile] leerie: it's like that weird joke I used to have with my friend Cedric
[personal profile] khloidanikos: hmm?
[personal profile] monsieur_djinn: ?
[personal profile] leerie: this one day we just...I don't even know, but somehow in our conversation we ended up both having the mental image of an old lady on her porch taking off her pink fluffy slipper to throw at a kid on her lawn
[personal profile] leerie: and she's saying, "BITCH!" in this hilarious voice
[personal profile] khloidanikos: XD
[personal profile] leerie: and so practically every time I see him now, which is like once or twice a year, at some point one of us will go, "BITCH!" in that voice, and we'll both crack up royally

I find this to be an excellent thing.


I would like to thank

[profile] 8cake

for bringing the shoebox project to my attention. I am now an addict. I went to the rehab centre this morning, but they told me that they couldn’t help me. Look at me, I’ve got the shakes *grins*


Heres the bit that was stuck in my head all morning:

"Moony," Sirius says finally, "we were there. Together. The whole day. I spilled ink on your trousers before class. Then you went and cleaned it up and I came with you. Then, you know, bathroom, very nice. And after that we had Potions and something exploded in your cauldron and you went and cleaned it up and I came with you again. Different bathroom, still very nice. And then after that there was lunch when I ate part of your chicken and you said 'Sirius, I have a cold, that's disgusting,' and I said 'I think I'll get it anyway, har har,' and Pete said 'What, why?' and I said 'What with all the time we spend together, germs, germs, can't be helped really, Remus has such a large nose to breathe them out of,' and you choked on your water and went to clean that up and I went with you again. Third bathroom, same story, you're insatiable."


"And yet," Remus says, "you cannot remember the apparent motion of the stars. Did you call me 'cupcake'



"I was trying it out," Sirius explains. "Just, you know. There should be nicknames."


"'Remus' is fine," Remus suggests.


"Remus isn't very three bathrooms in one day." Sirius grins fondly.


"Apparently he is now," says Remus, a little ruefully.


"So much for your vaunted Prefectly virtue," says Sirius, palming his jaw. "You weren't really using it for anything, were you?"

I am sitting here with my best friend in the world no, the solar system no, THE ENTIRETY OF TIME, SPACE AND THE UNIVERSE. And we are watching Gossip Girl and having fun.

Pretty sure that apart from the extreme ouchieness of various limbs, my life is way better than yours at the moment. Hehehe ;-) Just kidding. Maybe. Or am I? I guess you'll never know until you read my memoirs.

Anyway, I hope everyone has an awesome rest of the weekend.

And remember kids, Carnal Sins aren't just Crimes, they're also felonies.

xo xo.

P.S. We're going to see the Dylan Moran. If you are not than you are severely deprived and I feel pity towards you.
That is all.
Okay, So, Guess what Guys?

Dijdymsz is feeling like 122.37% better than he has in like... 2 months!

The Reason?
Read more... )

But enough about Yesterday! ^__^

I cleaned and rearranged my room on Monday, and have actually been keeping it clean - spending the extra couple of minutes (if that) to make my bed and put things away - and I feel so much better for it! A clean mind and a clean, organised room ^_^ *beatific smile*

And Todaaaay, well its only 10:10 in the AM and I'm sitting in the Queer Room =)
My playlist for the train was the entire Ladyhawke album XD

Thats all for now folks

monsieur_djinn: (Default)
( Feb. 23rd, 2009 02:09 pm)
Woo! Lots of Mccracken/Perkins/Ferguson time has been had lately.

It was fun.

I brought the t-shirt.

No I will not convert to the belief of Jayzus.

I am listening to the Pierces, whih [livejournal.com profile] finding_jay randomly gifted to me. Because of this, [livejournal.com profile] finding_jay has become even more awesomer than you.

Koo Koo Ka Choo.
monsieur_djinn: (Veronica)
( Feb. 15th, 2009 07:30 am)
Pretty sure that last night was the most epic party i've been to in ages!
Hollie's 18th was always going to be big, but jeebus fucking christ, we reckon that at least 100 - 150 people showed up.
It was fucking mad eh.

On top of this my sleep was pretty much nonexistent due to a) intoxication from my lethal punch and b) because one of harry's friend's had to leave at like 6 am, so we waited it out with him.

So yes, tonight I'm off to Karlee's on from there. Should be fucking epic.
monsieur_djinn: (Default)
( Feb. 4th, 2009 09:25 pm)
Blimey! Okay boys an' girls, I 'ave just free days ov work 'til I 'ave a break! Nuff said, yeah? Awright geeezzaa! Then I can rock an' roll ter da niagara falls wiv bee's knees old sami an' 'ave myself a right shop fer a bloody presen' fer 'ollie woo 'oo
In other news...
If Life gives you lemons, do you:

(A) Make lemonade?

(B) Make Lemon Meringue Pie?

(C) Throw them at people?

Now I think we all know that I'm up for throwing them at people... so lets arm the lemon gun and go shoot us some demons, ne?

5 out of 5 agree... my bedroom grants people straaaaaange dreams!

Whether it be little french girls throwing rice at you because your best friend is making out with Chad Michael Murray a la Gilmore Girls, or being taught how to fly at a woolworths in New Zealand with [livejournal.com profile] misshollie91, or maybe its being a slave in the shape of Donna Noble/Catherine Tate being forced to clean library shelves under the careful watch of Catvampires and a group of naked men, or driving down a road in a car that dissapears Cheshire Cat style at the sight of potholes, or maybe its travelling down into the dungeon shoe factory tower type place in a glittering mall to swim in the milk river because it makes the sex better... we all had weird dreams...

monsieur_djinn: (Default)
( Jan. 1st, 2009 12:44 am)

monsieur_djinn: (Jasper)
( Dec. 31st, 2008 01:39 pm)
Woohoo! Tonight is New Years Eve... and [livejournal.com profile] peppermint_moon and possibly Luke (no [livejournal.com profile] misshollie91 , she's too good for us...) are staying the night! I wonder if [livejournal.com profile] kowaichitai will mind extra people?

Just finished my last shift of the year... and i dont have to go back til friday! HUZZAH! PRICELESS!

Puppy Escapades # 34: woke up this morning to find the dog had somehow managed to get up onto the outside couch and wedge himself behind the cushions. he was fine... asleep. 

By geeze its hot today though right? 37degrees in Perth! JEEBUS CHRIST!

fakeFCKRemoveBlah blah blah )
monsieur_djinn: (Rob)
( Dec. 29th, 2008 08:54 pm)
Sami is here... we are like totally haven a bitchin awesome time, it's well wicked.

No no no, it's an omen. It's a higher power trying to tell me through bunnies that we're all going to die!

bitch please... as if you could out run me...

monsieur_djinn: (Default)
( Dec. 28th, 2008 05:13 pm)
I'm well tired innit.
It was dad's 50th last night, and we had a bit of a shindig for the old lad. But fuck me straight, I went to work feeling like absolute shit on toast this morning, I can't lie. But that's alright... the delicious monies helped me endure my silly 7 hour shift.. woo 17 hours in two days... that's the shit... money wise anyhoo.

But ja, the offshoot of this all is that I'm well tired... and as such I'ma go have a nap.

Lolzore... I'm seriously like a grandmothewr.
monsieur_djinn: (Default)
( Dec. 25th, 2008 11:36 am)
I have been touched by His Noodly Apendage.

"In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was 'ARRRRGH!'" - PIRATICUS 13:7
monsieur_djinn: (Veronica)
( Dec. 25th, 2008 09:45 am)
monsieur_djinn: (Nutshell)
( Dec. 24th, 2008 01:48 pm)
I had work today.

And even though I was on with Pat and Kendal... I couldn't quite help but thinking that mah job is no where near as cool as [livejournal.com profile] finding_jay 's, if only because we're not allowed to NOM NOM NOM under the counters. This said... I was on with some of the cool cats, and it made it go faster :D Pat was on the checkout behind me, and Überfagdudeguy was on the checkout across from me... because I think Terri was trying to kill me with laughter. But I talked to 'im and he didn't seem so bad, although he did answer questions weirdly:

Überfagdudeguy: How old are you?
Me: Nineteen and a half
Überfagdudeguy: Ohhhh okay
Me: How old are you?
Überfagdudeguy: Same age as my sister
Me: . . . whose your sister? (thinking maybe I knew her)
Überfagdudeguy: Oh you wouldn't know her... she lives in Broom. How old do you think I am?
Me: . . . Ummmm... like seventeen?
Überfagdudeguy: OMG! So close! I'm sixteen!
Me: Mmkay... Ooh ~*~customer~*~

But yes... I only worked like a 5 hour shift today... being 19 and all... all the new younglings got to work all day. Kinda suits me I gotta say!

But yes... I am off to have a nap, then out for some Chrissy Eve Drinks! Should be marvelous!

I hope y'all have a very Merry Christmas and a safe one too - remember to be careful, and if you can't be careful get their name, and if you can't get their name... blame someone else for the baby! :D

monsieur_djinn: (Squee)
( Dec. 22nd, 2008 07:52 pm)


This said I did have to wait in the doctors surgery for like an hour and a half but meh whatever
Huzzah! I met [livejournal.com profile] kowaichitai in the City today!

Twas delicious fun! It was a bit rocky to begin with, because me being Bella and all, I (a) didn't realise the cricket was on - and thus had to endure rowdy cricket fans being annoying on the train, and (b) left my phone at home - thus meaning that I wouldn't have known if Karlee had cancelled and also that I couldn't call dad to ask him to pick me up re: my car being dead. All of these are entertaining now, but at the time, y'know, not so much.

Anyhoo, twas all fine and [livejournal.com profile] kowaichitai  and I met at David and Robinson's and sort of wandered around the City, Yulemas shopping - welll... sort of, welll... karlee did anyway. She told me all about her trip to Nippon and how supermegaüber awesome it all was! She did mention that [livejournal.com profile] mexicanjewlizrd sort of wandered off to do his own thang towards the end, which I found sort of lol... mjerely because its a very fru thing to do. I on the other hand told her about all the happenings with me while she was away i.e. inane chatter about [livejournal.com profile] discover_sarah coming down to visit me, [livejournal.com profile] finding_jay having a Moon Cafe thing, which I missed on account of the fact that I wrapped my car around a tree... the whole getting the puppy... and thats it... (Yes. My life truly has become boring after the accident... on account  of the fact that I CAN'T FRICKEN DO ANYTHING).

We did however agree that we definitely want another go at the whole beach hing in like January... was thinking of inviting [livejournal.com profile] discover_sarah and [livejournal.com profile] finding_jay  (if she's not working) and [livejournal.com profile] goldfoil and [livejournal.com profile] misshollie91 and [livejournal.com profile] combosolo  as well as Sami and Trix and Tegan... because we all seemed to have a pretty good time at my bday =D

Also... randomess... randomness? anyway... randomess thing on the train home... they blocked off the motorway and diverted traffic because of a bush fire somewhere in the southern suburbs/bushland type area... I guess its that time again... still not a good omen for the season to come.

P.S. Today's Questionable Content! Fricken Fucking Hilarious ... Jeph Jacques is a genius.


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