monsieur_djinn: (Nutshell)
( Jan. 4th, 2009 06:18 pm)
Oh Oldbats... how well you amuse me!

LolZ...  so I worked in Smokeshop today, which is entertaining at the best of times, but it was even more hilarious today when some oldbat had a go at me because the Woolworths down in the center of town were hell of the busy, and we were relatively quiet. Apparently, and I quote here "It's a disgrace! Just look at how quiet it is here! You should send some of these workers down to the other Woolworths! It is the same company you know!" I was all (in my head)... lol disgrace? Hehehe!
This said I was very polite though, I told her that unfortunately, we [at my woolie's] aren't responsible for payroll and staffing at the other woolies, then I asked if that would be all and asked the person behind her what i could do for him.
Hehehe, people make me laugh.

in other news:
Yes... my life is just this thrilling.
Shocked, aren't you?

monsieur_djinn: (Squeebots)
( Jan. 3rd, 2009 07:14 pm)
Okaaaaaaaaaaay, so wanna know who the most annoying character in the Buffyverse so far... surpassing even the 'Annoying One'? That would be Kendra the Vampire Slayer a.k.a Biaca Lawson.

THE WORST PSEUDO-JAMAICAN ACCENT EVAR! I mean, c'mon... "In every generation, dere is a Chosen One. She alone wel stan against de vampiahs, de demons, and de forces o dahkness. She is de Slaya." I mean seriously, can you imagine having to write/act that?!

In other news... I had work today, was on express so it was gooood.

But yes... back to the Buffy.
monsieur_djinn: (Jasper)
( Dec. 31st, 2008 01:39 pm)
Woohoo! Tonight is New Years Eve... and [ profile] peppermint_moon and possibly Luke (no [ profile] misshollie91 , she's too good for us...) are staying the night! I wonder if [ profile] kowaichitai will mind extra people?

Just finished my last shift of the year... and i dont have to go back til friday! HUZZAH! PRICELESS!

Puppy Escapades # 34: woke up this morning to find the dog had somehow managed to get up onto the outside couch and wedge himself behind the cushions. he was fine... asleep. 

By geeze its hot today though right? 37degrees in Perth! JEEBUS CHRIST!

fakeFCKRemoveBlah blah blah )
monsieur_djinn: (Default)
( Dec. 28th, 2008 05:13 pm)
I'm well tired innit.
It was dad's 50th last night, and we had a bit of a shindig for the old lad. But fuck me straight, I went to work feeling like absolute shit on toast this morning, I can't lie. But that's alright... the delicious monies helped me endure my silly 7 hour shift.. woo 17 hours in two days... that's the shit... money wise anyhoo.

But ja, the offshoot of this all is that I'm well tired... and as such I'ma go have a nap.

Lolzore... I'm seriously like a grandmothewr.
monsieur_djinn: (Nutshell)
( Dec. 24th, 2008 01:48 pm)
I had work today.

And even though I was on with Pat and Kendal... I couldn't quite help but thinking that mah job is no where near as cool as [ profile] finding_jay 's, if only because we're not allowed to NOM NOM NOM under the counters. This said... I was on with some of the cool cats, and it made it go faster :D Pat was on the checkout behind me, and Überfagdudeguy was on the checkout across from me... because I think Terri was trying to kill me with laughter. But I talked to 'im and he didn't seem so bad, although he did answer questions weirdly:

Überfagdudeguy: How old are you?
Me: Nineteen and a half
Überfagdudeguy: Ohhhh okay
Me: How old are you?
Überfagdudeguy: Same age as my sister
Me: . . . whose your sister? (thinking maybe I knew her)
Überfagdudeguy: Oh you wouldn't know her... she lives in Broom. How old do you think I am?
Me: . . . Ummmm... like seventeen?
Überfagdudeguy: OMG! So close! I'm sixteen!
Me: Mmkay... Ooh ~*~customer~*~

But yes... I only worked like a 5 hour shift today... being 19 and all... all the new younglings got to work all day. Kinda suits me I gotta say!

But yes... I am off to have a nap, then out for some Chrissy Eve Drinks! Should be marvelous!

I hope y'all have a very Merry Christmas and a safe one too - remember to be careful, and if you can't be careful get their name, and if you can't get their name... blame someone else for the baby! :D

Stupid Bloody Fucking Arm!

It's gotten lazu... which is Dylanese for "lazy"... yes... it's gotten lazu with castey the special castey supporting it... and once castey the special castey left... i.e. got cut off by Doctor Cooky and Eccentric Man... it went "oh fuck, i have to work again" and then my hand (which kept working all the way through) was all "duh dumbarse, what did you think was gonna happen?" which offended my arm, because no arm likes having its nose rubbed in it! And now my arm and my hand aren't talking and it'll be weeks before we can get the boys back together again. The overall impact ofthis is that I strained the muscle in my arm a bit, and now it hurts like a mother fucker, and I don't like it.

On a positive note, there were lots of interesting youngling newlings at work... all 14 - 16, and mostly terrified of us oldling worklings. Twas kind of lol. Lol theres one really queeny guy, which makes me heavily amused.


Koo Koo Ka Choo Egglings, Koo Koo Ka Choo!

Gather 'round children, for I have much knowledge' to impart.

It has come to my most august attention that I have reached what I like to call the 'Fuuuuck-ing Hellll I need a haircut' stage of my hair's haircut cycle.

How do I know this?
At work today, no less than ten old ladies told me how beautiful my lovely curly hair is, with about four of them going on to speak of perming and even one old bat asking me the secret of keeping it so curly.

Actually... that was a pretty entertaining conversation:

Old Bat: Oh I just looove your curly hair! 
*checkout beep*
Me: Errr... thanks?
*checkout beep*
Old Bat: How do you keep it so thick and curly?
*checkout beep*
*checkout beep*
Me: Ummm... genetics... and not enought time to comb it?

Hmmmm... what else... what else?
Oh yes, Mum nearly had a panic attack when I went BY MYSELF to pick Dad up from work today... she actually made me promise to call her once I got there.

But yes Meegasm and her beau are over tonight so I shall bid you adieu.

Thus... ADIEU.


monsieur_djinn: (Default)
( Oct. 12th, 2008 12:14 pm)

I had the weirdest dreams last night... dreams about events and people that I thought I'd left behind me a long time ago. It was kind of weird.
It was almost like an alternate history of my life, and it was an alternate future as well... kind of disturbing and a tad weird.
I mean I'm happy with my friends now and the way my life has turned out, but these dreams made me remember the friends I had in the past and the rise and fall of the Ossiderie. It made me think of the stories my grandmother told me when I was a lad... of Fand and Cúchulainn and Manannán and Niamh and Oisín and Dylan Ail Don (Who I'm named after). It was all very weird...
Then there was the vivid dreams about a single person who I'll never see again... and they were interesting to say the least.
But Oh well... I have to go get ready for work.

monsieur_djinn: (Default)
( Oct. 5th, 2008 03:40 pm)

I have less than 24 hours to go before my driving test ^_^
I am soooo nervous, but also soooo excited!
Everyone's told me I'll do fine, which has helped with the nerves a lot, so now I'm just sort of... I don't know... conservatively confident?

On the other hand, I'm still sick, but meh... I actually managed to sleep last night, which has significantly improved my predisposition towards the whole sickness thing. The only annoying thing now is that my sense of taste is all fucked up, and my beautiful, wonderful, fantastic, excellent mother is making Apricot Chicken and Chicken Rice for dinner... which I may not be able to taste properly *bursts into tears*. Oh, that and the constant coughing, sneezing, husky voice, sore muscles and stiff neck :P

But Oh wells!

Oh ya, and I called in sick for work today because of the aforementioned sickness and because yesterday nearly killed me, But Chevvy was fine with it, because lets face it, I only call in sick when I'm sick, and this is like the second or third sick day I've called in all year, so yeah, I didn't even have to talk to the boss, but I'll take them my doctors cert next week and all shall be shiny in my happy little world.

Speaking of shiny, my friend has finally given me back my Firefly DVD, and I've been watching, and God do I love that show, and I actually caught myself saying "I'm shiny, thanks" to the customers when they were asking me if I was okay yesterday, which really rather amused me.

Oh wells... Byeeee

I finished a 9 hour shift about an hour and a half ago, and as such, I really don't feel like posting anything... because, well... I'm shattered.

Here's a song by Ani DiFranco


they told you your music
could reach millions
that the choice was up to you
you told me they always
pay for lunch
and they believe in what i do
and i wonder
if you miss your old friends
once you've proven what you're worth
yeah i wonder
when you're a big star
will you miss the earth

and i know you would always want more
i know you would never be done
'cuz everyone is a fucking napoleon
yeah everyone is a fucking napoleon

and the next time
that i saw you
you were larger than life
you came and you conquered
you were doing alright
you had an army
of suits behind you
and all you had to be was willing
and i said i still
make a pretty good living
you must make a killing
a killing

and i hope that you are happy
i hope at least you are having fun
'cuz but everyone is a fucking napoleon
yeah everyone is a fucking napoleon

now you think, so that is
the way it's gonna be
that's what this is all about
i think that that is
the way it always was
you chose not to notice until now
yeah now that there's a problem
you call me up to confide
and you go on for over an hour
'bout each one that took you for a ride

and i guess that you dialed my number
'cuz you thought for sure that i'd agree
i said baby, you know i still love you
but how dare you complain to me

everyone is a fucking napoleon
yeah everyone is a fucking napoleon
monsieur_djinn: (Bolt the Doors)
( Jul. 26th, 2008 08:50 am)
'Yay' I'm off to work, to spend seven and a half hours bagging groceries, serving annoying customers, and being treated with cold disdain from my supervisor. Fun times.
Nah shouldn't be too bad, as long as I'm not on checkout 20 I should be fine 


In other notes, I am somewhat nervous about catching the bus to Nana's tonight, as I've never caught it, and thus don't really have any clear idea of when to actually get off... fun times to the max.
monsieur_djinn: (Purple Sheep)


( Jul. 20th, 2008 03:46 pm)
I are just got home from work, and its made me tired (the work, not the getting home) 
As such I think I may go and drink a glass of wine and have a nap for half an hour or so.
Good does that make me sound old or what :P


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