ext_54451 ([identity profile] mexicanjewlizrd.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] monsieur_djinn 2008-12-24 05:44 am (UTC)

well.. I'm not a pirate, I'm a human. It's a well known fact that humans evolved from pirates.

Q: Why Pirates?
A: We believe that humans evolved from pirates. Consider that humans share around 95% DNA with monkeys, and more than 99.9% DNA with pirates.

And apparently, I'm not a real pirate through my music collection either, just a smelly nerd:

A: Real pirates use swords (cutlasses, actually). Those “pirates” in the south pacific are guys with machine guns, cruising around in power-boats. They’re not pirates. And the song-downloading “pirates” are smelly nerds, and therefore not real pirates.

Also - I really don't think I'm an 'absolutely divine being' - though apparently I could be getting close to a sainthood.

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