monsieur_djinn: (excuse me?)
2009-05-06 03:38 pm
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I am distinctly Fnrfghg at the moment my people, bare with me.

Uggggh

Today has been a nonstop littany of *FUCK OFF YOU I DO NOT WANT TO BE HERE!!!!*

We have had an early (way earlier than should be legal) wake up because SOMEBODY wanted to call me because he was bored!!!

Then there was work, which, while mindless, actually, not so bad.

AND THEN I WROTE 900 WORDS OF AN ESSAY AND I HAVE TO GO LAY DOWN AND DIE FOR A WHILE NOW.

P.S. Also, I must get my part of 23 to [livejournal.com profile] musicianatheart  or else I WILL FEEL BAD AND MY HEAD WILL EXPLODE

Love you all
 

Zzzzzzzzzzz

monsieur_djinn: (Annoyed)
2009-05-03 02:52 pm

'Mis-shapen Time, copesmate of ugly Night

I just read this:

"Haha this iz how old i am.... censored i started @ the woolies censored, waz the only1 bak then. i waz doin ye3ar 11 & the extra $ waz grae3t, also meetin chix waz graet. i got into a fite with a managers son (over a girl) out front of hiz house one fridi nite, that waznt so great"

After I had finished, I think a part of my soul had died. You know, that part that likes grammar, and correct spelling, and wants to have a litter of puppies with sirius, and believes in commas.

That part of me shall never be able to talk to the person that wrote this again.

Oh the troubles that bad grammar and spelling bring!

Thats okay, at least I dont have the SARS/PIG FLU/BIRD FLU/MOOSE FLU/HORSE FLU + CUCUMBER AND A DIRTY MARTINI, but then I'm not really into having the Must Have Diseas of 2009 now am I sweeties? No, not at all.
monsieur_djinn: (Quirky)
2009-04-12 08:45 pm

Something To Believe In

You talk too much.
Maybe that's your way
Of breaking up the silence
That fills you up.
But it doesn't sound the same
When no one's really listening
We stumble into our lives:
Reach for a hand to hold.
And any wonder
We need to find
A certain something, certain.
Turn out the light
And what are you left with?
Open up my hands
And find out they're empty.
Press my face to the ground
I've gotta find a reason.
Just scratching around
For something to believe in:
Something to believe in.
You have too much.
You're spending all your time
Collecting and discovering
It's not enough.
And no matter how you try,
You never find the one you want.
We stumble into our lives:
Without a hand to hold.
And any wonder
We need to find
A certain something, certain.
Turn out the light
And what are you left with?
Open up my hands
And find out they're empty.
Press my face to the ground
I've gotta find a reason.
Still scratching around
For something to believe in:
Something to believe in.

monsieur_djinn: (Love)
2009-04-04 11:58 pm
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あなたは私の友人だった

Why is this like

Yuuichi
x
Mai
x
Reito

Why must complication ensue?

どうして私の友達になることを選択してください
 


monsieur_djinn: (Nutshell)
2009-03-23 11:31 am

Ranter

Do you know what I hate? Apart from Salmon I mean?

I HATE it when people ignore when I'm trying to talk to them. Like seriously if you don't want to talk, just say so... don't just sit there online ignoring me yes?

Its a fucking rude thing to do and I dont like it.
monsieur_djinn: (Rob)
2009-03-09 05:34 pm

Oui

Drama
Drama
Drama

Why, Oh why does she follow me around so?
monsieur_djinn: (Annoyed)
2009-03-01 06:00 am

Ja man

I start work at 7 am today.

That is fine.

My only problem is that:

I couldnt fall the fuck asleep last night

consequently... I am somewhat tired now. But ohhh, the delicious delicious moneys

monsieur_djinn: (Jasper)
2009-02-13 11:58 pm
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Woop

Dear "person who shall remain nameless",
Please refrain from bumping me for information regarding "another likewise nameless person" and a "certain situation.
I am not inclined to divulge information.

You know who you are. I've asked you nicely. Now stop it.

- Sincerely Me

 

monsieur_djinn: (Annoyed)
2009-02-08 11:23 am
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Warning: Here be's a RANT

Okay, so. Today is Sunday. The first day I've had off this week since monday, and furthermore, the first day for the entire week which various committments haven't caused me to be up and out of bed by 8 in the am at the latest.

So what were my plans for Sunday morning, you're probably not askin? TO SLEEP THE FUCK IN! So, y'know I go to bed around midnight happy in the fact that I probably wouldn't wake up today until some time between 10:30 and 11:30, right?

FUCKING WRONG! At 9 fricken o'clock in the fucking morning, the dim witted, idiotic, useless fucktarded swinefucking aresholes down the road decide to have what sounds to be a veritable fucking rave. I gradually began to wake up, and once I do wake up, what can I hear? *Thump thump thump thunkity thump thump thump* Revberating through he fucking earth! You couldn't actually here the music, just the feel and hear the vibrations. 

Thus FUCK THE FUCKEN FUCKITY FUCKERS TIL THEY'RE FUCKED SO HARD THAT THEY'RE DEAD!!!!!!!!!! That's what I think! 

Now I admit this is nothing in comparisons to [livejournal.com profile] finding_jay 's problematic crack o' dawn yelling bird, but ya know, it still annoyed the fuck out of me. 

/rant over/

In other news I'ma staying at [livejournal.com profile] peppermint_moon 's house tonight, and we're shopping tomorrow... should be fun *grin*
monsieur_djinn: (Annoyed)
2009-01-29 12:44 pm

Guh

The whole summer-cold thing I've been sort of fighting off for the last two weeks? Well... It's here. In a big way!
Oh yay for the sore throat, high temp, blockned nose!
It manifested itself fully on a really annoying day too, its all "Hi I'm here" and I'm all "Hey man, I'm like working today, how bout you go away kkthnxbye?" But y'know not so much.
monsieur_djinn: (Annoyed)
2009-01-07 10:00 pm
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(no subject)

Stupid fricking Trees.
I swear to god... I swear to god I'ma get dendraphobia at this rate.
monsieur_djinn: (Jasper)
2009-01-05 05:05 pm

Oh Boy! An Exuberant Puppy!

ASDFGHJKL;'/!!1!!!

THE DOG HAS LEARNT TO JUMP...

UP ONTO  BEDS...

AND LET ME TELL YOU, BEING WOKEN UP, AT SEVEN O'CLOCK IN THE AM, WITH MUCH LICKING, ON YOUR DAY OFF, BY AN EXUBERANT GERMAN SHEPHERD = A HUGE CASE OF THE DO NOT FUCKING WANT!!!!

Still... he's very cute, as you can see :D



More Puppy Cuteness Behind the Cut... )
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ 
monsieur_djinn: (Squeebots)
2009-01-03 07:14 pm

Lolzore the Giraffe

Okaaaaaaaaaaay, so wanna know who the most annoying character in the Buffyverse so far... surpassing even the 'Annoying One'? That would be Kendra the Vampire Slayer a.k.a Biaca Lawson.

THE WORST PSEUDO-JAMAICAN ACCENT EVAR! I mean, c'mon... "In every generation, dere is a Chosen One. She alone wel stan against de vampiahs, de demons, and de forces o dahkness. She is de Slaya." I mean seriously, can you imagine having to write/act that?!

In other news... I had work today, was on express so it was gooood.

But yes... back to the Buffy.
monsieur_djinn: (Yar)
2009-01-02 05:27 pm

That old black cloud acts like he knows you

Hey list

I'm sliiiightly bored at the moment
The type of bored which comes after spending a good chunk of the week with fun people that help you remember who you are...
So I'm watching Buffy by myself (welll... Jed's with me... but dogs dont really offer good conversation) and attempting to stay cool, because damn, summer's here with a vengence ne?

The other annoying thing is my bloody parents...

Rant Follows Here... )

Okay rant done... In other news... I officially love Buffy.

But you know... considering how much I love the rest of Joseph Hill "Joss" Whedon's stuff... hardly a suprise. Its kinda funny... because the reason I didnt watch it when I was little was because it was one of the three shows that Mum banned from the House... the other two being Sliders and the Simpsons.

Anyway... off to start on Season 2. Huzzah!

monsieur_djinn: (Default)
2008-12-23 04:41 pm

Put your circuits in the sea

Stupid Bloody Fucking Arm!

It's gotten lazu... which is Dylanese for "lazy"... yes... it's gotten lazu with castey the special castey supporting it... and once castey the special castey left... i.e. got cut off by Doctor Cooky and Eccentric Man... it went "oh fuck, i have to work again" and then my hand (which kept working all the way through) was all "duh dumbarse, what did you think was gonna happen?" which offended my arm, because no arm likes having its nose rubbed in it! And now my arm and my hand aren't talking and it'll be weeks before we can get the boys back together again. The overall impact ofthis is that I strained the muscle in my arm a bit, and now it hurts like a mother fucker, and I don't like it.

On a positive note, there were lots of interesting youngling newlings at work... all 14 - 16, and mostly terrified of us oldling worklings. Twas kind of lol. Lol theres one really queeny guy, which makes me heavily amused.

THE INSURANCE COMPANY HAD BETTER SEND ME THE CHEQUE SOON... I NEEEEEEEED TO GET ME SELF A CAR!

Koo Koo Ka Choo Egglings, Koo Koo Ka Choo!
monsieur_djinn: (Default)
2008-12-21 05:24 pm

Guh

I'm pretty sure that McCracken, Ferguson and McGeary should hurry up and get their arses here.
fuckers
not really... I love 'em.
As long as they bring the booze.

P.S. I get my cast off tomorrow!
RICHARD OF YORK GAVE BATTLE IN VAIN
monsieur_djinn: (Jasper)
2008-12-16 11:28 am

WAFFLE IS NOT A HAPPY MUFFIN!

So. The doctor called today.

I won't be getting my cast off on Friday... but next Monday!

ASDFGHJKL;'!!!!1!!111ONE

This means 3 Days of rostered work will be lost... AND I WONT BE ABLE TO HAVE A NORMALSHOWER ON FRIDAY!

I  think the biggest one for me is the lack of normal shower. I AM TIRED OF WEARING AN ARM COMDOM IN THE SHOWER!

Oh well... looks like my weekend will now be free.

*Sigh*

monsieur_djinn: (You Guys!)
2008-12-03 07:23 pm
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Things that make you go, Ewwwww!

I just had to sit through a dinner
with someone who - well... ate is a wildly generous term, perhaps gobbled? - their chicken, with their outh open, like some uncouth peasant from the Provinces.
monsieur_djinn: (Colour)
2008-12-02 10:45 am
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Ring the Necromancer's Bells

I am a tad bored at the moment.
This goram cast makes it nigh impossible to do anything entertaining (like swimming) and/or useful (like driving). Thus I am a homebody. Waffle is very unhappy.

Dylan Meconis is the shizz.